Samson rasslin' with a lion. Photo from Paul K, Creative Commons
Samson gets his girl, tears a lion apart with his bare hands, and other fun stuff, (Judges 14) - Samson is such a dude. He's that hyper-male action hero that we've been watching on TV for so long, like John Wayne, Chuck Norris, Charles Bronson, Schwarzenegger, etc. that many of us guys looked up to. Except, he could probably put all of them to shame. Because he's not just a male action hero, he's the enemy of 20th century progress.
No matter the complaints against feminism, civil rights, or even animal rights - and there some good ones out there - Samson is totally against female equality and civil rights.
Samson saw a woman who he fancied among the Philistines. He told his parents, who were a little bit grossed out because those Philistines are unclean and uncircumcised! (14:3)
When on an outing with his parents to some vineyard in Timnath a lion appeared. Samson tore it apart with his bare hands. He went to go visit the Philistine woman, and upon returning he stopped by the lion's carcass and saw bees and honey inside the gut torn out gut of the lion.
He then does something really weird. He tells a riddle to the Philistine woman's friends and family. "What is sweeter than honey, and stronger than a lion?"
After seven days they couldn't get the riddle, and after inquiring of Samson the riddle's meaning he falsely accuses them of sleeping with the woman. In fact, he said, "If you had not plowed with my heifer, then you had not found out my riddle."
Wow, he calls her a heifer!!! That was probably a compliment in the Bronze Age.
In any case, the notion that he could just TAKE a wife, that the Philistines are uncleaned, and even the little bit about killing the lion just show that Samson is nothing more than a Bronze Age legend, and that his adventures are counterintuitive to anyone coming from the 20th and 21st centuries.
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