The first time I read it, it led me out of the faith. Who knows? Maybe this time, it will lead me back in.
Showing posts with label false prophecy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label false prophecy. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010
Yet Even MORE Bickering On How to Divide the Spoils!!! Joshua Ch. 21 and 22 - Alright, I've read two more chapters and the Israelite tribes are still trying divide the spoils.
Chapter 21, especially is all about that.
So, rather than get into the specifics about Chapter 21, it would be more useful (and fun) to point out the contradictions, false prophecies, and fun stuff within it.
In Joshua 21:23-24, it reads that Aijalon (which means "the place of gazelles, hence the picture) is for the tribe of Dans. However, in I Chronicles 6:66 (uh oh!) and 69 (yay!), the Bible says that Aijalon is for the tribe of Ephraim.
In 21:43-45, the Bible says that Yahweh delivered on His promise to secure all the land which He promised to the Israelite patriarchs. However, as we just read last week and the week before, and in numerous locations throughout the Bible, it's just not the case.
In Chapter 22 however, we return to the plague of the ancient Israelites - their tendency to worship many gods and the desperate need to expunge this inconvenience.
The tribes of Reuben, Gad, and the half-tribe of Manassah (two and a half tribes!), after accepting their spoils, go back to their land and build an altar. Apparently, it was a really cool alter, too. The only problem is that when the other tribes heard about this altar, they went apeshit!
Apparently, this whole ordeal was a misunderstanding, and after some explanation that I'm not sure I completely understand, the priests of the 2.5 tribes convinced the other tribes that this altar was really just a monument between the tribes that Yahweh is their god.
That's cool, I guess. It's just so weird that the other tribes made such a big deal about it in the first place.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
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Joshua divides the Israelites' inheritance by lot. www.freebibleillustrations.com |
More Dividing the Spoils (Joshua 16, 17, 18, 19, and 20) - Damn! A large chunk of the Book of Joshua is just dividing up the spoils of war to the various Israelite tribes.
Chapter 16 through 19 are basically the same thing. "These guys get this lot of land, those guys get that lot of land." The only thing notable about these chapters is that in 16 and 17, we see that Yahweh yet again failed on His promises to drive out everyone the Israelites encounter. Apparently, there was a little bit of difficulty with the Canaanites (and the Jebusites earlier, remember?).
Another interesting development happens in 18 and 19, where the last seven tribes who still need their inheritance draw lots for the land - thereby gambling. Fortunately, it isn't until later in the Bible that gambling is seen in a bad light. In their defense though, there had to be some method in which to designate who gets what.
It isn't until Chapter 20 that the story changes. I was starting to get a little worried that the Book of Joshua was just going to be one long story of dividing up lots of land to the different tribes. Chapter 20 brings up the "avenger of the blood" again. If you don't remember, the avenger of the blood is a relative of a murder victim who is seeking to kill the murderer.
Chapter 20 designates refuge cities where the alleged murderer can run to and not be expected to be killed by the avenger of the blood. The alleged murderer essentially has something akin to probation here. It's an interesting idea for their time, but still the murderer is basically free. All they've done is give him refuge from the "avenger of the blood".
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Contradictions in Joshua Ch. 15? - First of all, I think one planning to read the Bible can skip this chapter. It's just more dividing up conquered lands to people. But, if you're interested in contradictions there's some in here.
The first one comes up in Joshua 15:20, 33. It says "this is the inheritance of the tribe of the children of Judah ... in the valley, Eshataol and Zoreah. But then, if we skip ahead to Ch. 19:40-41, it says those cities were given to the children of Dan.
The second contradiction is actually a false prophecy. In Ex.33:2; Dt.7:1, 7:24, 9:4-6, 31:3-7; Jos.1:1-5, 3:10, 17:17-18, 21:41-43, Yahweh tells the Israelites that He will drive ALL the inhabitants out of the land for the Israelites. However, Yahweh and the Israelites can not, for the life of them, drive out those damned Jebusites! (Josh. 15:63).
And of course there's a little bit of good old fashioned Old Testament cruelty and family values. In Josh. 15:16-17, a man named Caleb offers his daughter to the person who conquers a city called Kirjathsepher. A man named Othniel, son of Kenaz, conquers the strangely named city, and so Caleb gives his daughter to him.
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